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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Blue Heron Anti-Air Defense System


President Jack announced his revolutionary Blue Heron defense system to the world at last Tuesday's Festival City Rotary Club Meeting. Based on 4th generation warfare using anti-access, area-denial asymmetrical strategies, his system to protect his goldfish from blue herons includes a inflatable doll in a Hawanian shirt, a cat called Mr. Whiskers, a frog and rowboat with two turtles.

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