Club Member Lynn McInnis, seen here in her last known photo, is reported to be alive and well, and will return to the Festival City Rotary Club in September. So don't call the OPP Jean. Hurry back Lynn, some of us miss you.
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Am I Going Bald??!! Quick!!! Someone call "Jack Lends His Busby - 911"!! Do busbys come in blonde??? Cuz you know, blondes really do have more fun....!
Miss all of you too (except for that Harvie character - he's such a pest!).Hope to see you on the 14th - even you D.H.
Over & Out from Thunder Country,
Lyn McI.
Hey Lynn!
Got any good bear jokes?
OK, so a bear goes into a bar to report that he has just been clipped in the "bottem" by a wild female driving a red SUV. Understandibly, Mr. Bear is very upset! Winter is chilly in North Country & an SUV is wearing a considerable amount of fur from his hinnie!He orders his beer & delicatly sits on a bar stool to contemplate his dilemma. Unlike Mr. MacNeil, his fur doesn't grow that easily! He scans the room & suddenly spots the answer to all his problems! Out of a nearby ladies room emerges Mrs. Jones wearing what appears to be a fur-lined aviation cap (- giving her a striking resemblance to Ameila Earhardt). Mr. Bear grabs the cap from the head of Mrs. Jones - leaving her with a serious case of the dreaded "hat head" & proceeds to clip the cap to his overly generous bum. Drat! Only one cheek is covered! This will never do!!! -40 is -40 in Thunder Country! Mrs. Jones snatches her cap back & plunks it on her head much to the amusment of the crowd. Mr. Bear resumes his survey of the patrons. Out of the blue, in walks a "hog" man wearing a bear cub on his head (helmet included, of course. Safety first.) While musing over this uncanny sight, Mr. Bear considers his options, just as a killer rabbit pops up from Hog Man's pocket! Oh this will be a challenge!! Killer rabbits can easily overcome half clad bears! What to do? What to do? Should have stayed with Amelia who has now left the building to meet some guy called Elvis in the parking lot."Tart" he mumbles to himself! Never trust a woman who works in the clouds!By now, Killer rabbit is eyeing up Mr. Bear. A donny brook is sure to ensue. The bar door opens again to permit entrance for a lovely young stranger. All eyes are upon her vast beauty and radience! Fighting momentarily forgotten, the punters listen as Ms. Lovely tells a sad tale of how a giant black bear lept before her on a dark & dusty country road! To add to her terrible fright, this bear ever so rudely left his mark upon her chariot. (you guessed it! A red SUV!). All are aghast! Eyes turn toward Mr. Bear. He shifts sheepishly in his seat. Killer rabitt sees red! Hog Man's eyes ARE red (could be the Heinekin)Mrs. Jones re-appears, Elvis in tow. Ms. Lovely is seated upon a throne & given a tonic. Mr. Bear begins to edge his way towards the door. Killer rabbit leaps, Hog Man stumbles, Amelia launches herself, Elvis bursts into song (Blue Suede Shoes, I believe). A good old fashioned Irish fist fight begins! Chairs are swung, bottles are smashed! "Oh the Horror", sighs Mr. Harvey as he renders himself helpless under the table! Mr. Bear is happy to have 4 feet as Killer rabbit flies overhead into the bar-keep's mirror. Bear cub sits quietly amongst the chaos. Mr. Bear sees his chance! He seizes Bear Cub & runs for the door only to discover that Bear cub isn't a bear cub at all!! Bear cub is a hat!!! It's a busby! Stolen straight from Her Magesty's Guards by Mr. Moreton during his last trip across the pond & sold to Hog Man in order to pay off Mr.M.'s Bingo debts!! "Ha! I'm not the only naked bottemed bear" Mr. Bear gleefully surmizes!! Ha! but I have the solution. as he tapes the busby to his bum!!! Headed for the hills, the fight rages on behind him. Through the parking lot he gallops when sudenly he is shocked to a stand-still. There right in front of him is the red SUV!!! From it's slightly bent grill he extracts what remains of his bottom fur! Oh well, he sighs, it will make a great toupee!!
You asked for a joke, you got one! Happy reading! Lyn the Bear Shaver! xo
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